: a poem in which a person expresses a strong feeling of love or respect for someone or something (thank you Merriam-Webster)
Oh dear boy who refuses to grow up,
Oh lovely boy who refuses to get out of his truck,
Oh why do you never come to the door,
No meet, no greet, no furthermore!?
Oh boy, oh boy what’s your deal?
No real interaction after our meal?
I paid for your love and for your time,
Yet I’m left with a bill as though it was no crime.
My house is not cursed! This I know!
So why you not want to come into show…
My family thinks you are all made up,
What they don’t know is you are a nut!
What are you afraid of? Goosebumps you say?
My father or my mother–they’d make you stay….
You are not good enough to step foot in my door,
So drop me off and say nothing more!
To the boy who refuses to walk me to my door,
To the boy who treats me as though my company’s a bore…
TO. THE. BOY.
I respect your decision. Drive off please now and go in peace!
Yep. Dated a boy who refused to grow up for 4 months. Never met the parents or stepped foot in my house. That just happened! As David at the Dentist might say, “is this real life?” Yes David, this IS real life! If he can’t find time to meet the family…not worth your time.
To ALL women out there who know you are worth waiting for–do not date boys. If you encounter one trying to make you swoon, take a sharp 90 degree turn and walk away to the nearest exit. Then don’t stop until you get to a beach, somewhere. Find a pool boy or a special cabana boy, a pool and an umbrella drink ASAP.
“Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get” Forrest Gump
Yours truly….good night darlings!