Not to complain…but TODAY marks day 4 with no clear voice. I never thought the irony would exist! The person that talks the most has no voice! Oh the agony….ha not really just no voice. I feel great.
I went to a seminar on Saturday that was utterly so uplifting to my soul and spirit. I learned a lot about myself in regards to a deeper sense. Ever just have one of those moments where you just know that you’re supposed to be there? That was definitely one of those!
I met a lady named J.J. It was a lovely conversation, lovely material and really got me thinking. After it, the light bulb went off! I forgot to let the dog out! Oh man, this was not good. As I remembered halfway thru the seminar, it was all I could focus on! Ahh was the dog going to relieve himself on my new rug? Or would he wait? I was terrified! It’s not like I can call the dog to see what he is doing or HOW he was doing…sigh. My heart rate started rising, sweat started to form on my top lip, and I was breathing quite heavy….what was I going to do?
Well, I realized at this point that there was only about an hour left so I tried to just pay attention to the speaker. 5 min later….this was my internal dialogue…..”Oh gosh, it will take me 25 minutes to get home and if I leave in the next half hour then that will leave me enough time to be there to let him out. But what do I do if he lets lose on my new carpet…ugh..I don’t like cleaning! Lordy, well maybe I could duck out early…but if I do, how soon is too soon without being rude? Oh I just don’t know what to do…” Well finally I just stopped abruptly stood up (I don’t even want to fathom what the speaker thought) and just walked out. At this point I was a one track mind with a mission of saving my carpet from urine!
I scurried out the door looking like a mad woman. Ran to my car, mind you it’s icy out and I was at risk of falling. I skidded across the ice and fell flat on my butt. Thank goodness I have padding, so I bounced back up and was soon on my way. Thru the streets, around the corner I flew. I wrote a song to explain the rest!
(Sung to the tune of “Jingle bells”) http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/elf/jinglebells.htm
Maestro please!
Driving on the streets, in a Bug so nice and sweet, Oh speeding thru the lights, crying all the way (bah, ha, ha!).
Beeps and honks blare loud, as I run 3 red lights, oh this really isn’t fun, trying to beat the pee!
OHHH….I forgot, I forgot, I forgot the dog! Oh what a stress, if he messed my carpets up tonight, OHHH….I forgot, I forgot, I forgot the dog! Oh what a stress, and a mess if that dog goes in the house!
Sirens from behind, sliding on the ice, almost home for sure, and still nothing to suffice! Finally pulling in, all hell behind me, and as I bust thru the door I see that pub all sad and I….
OHHH…I forgot, I forgot, I forgot the dog! Oh what a stress, if he messed my carpets up tonight, OHHH….I forgot, I forgot, I forgot the dog! Oh what a stress, and a mess if that dog goes in the house!
So I walked in the door, just in the nick of time, as that little pub dashed out, to mark it on the line! He looked with a big sigh, as he finished up his thing, he turned around and ran inside because it’s very cold…
OHHH…I forgot, I forgot, I forgot the dog! Oh what a stress, if he messed my carpets up tonight, OHHH….I forgot, I forgot, I forgot the dog! Oh what a stress, and a mess if that dog goes in the house!
All in all, things were taken care of and the dog didn’t relieve himself on my rug. 🙂 So LG, life’s good!
CatMan
As told by CatMan, The Rose Bandit 